Okay first off, this is something that I just HAD to blog about, despite anything I might have said in the past about tumblr…in any case, I suppose you must be wondering, “what? Katy Perry? UGH I Love her…” well, my friends that’s all fine and dandy but she’s on my list tonight, the list that’s “REALLY, YOU JUST HAD TO WRITE A SONG THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO YOU’RE VIDEO!” Sorry for the caps but, it was necessary.
Anywhoo, she’s not the only one on the list, since the winner obviously goes to Lady Gaga, but, she’s excused because since day one she’s been guilty of the crime…
Now Katy Perry, today as I was exploring YouTube I came across the ad for “watch “the one that got away” video” so I figured…”humm, sure!” This is the ONLY video I’ve seen, I just know she likes to have fireworks come out of her bosom along with candy and cupcakes on the background of a song thats suppose to be about “california girls.” BUT her latest is “the one that got away” simple right? Well I the listener was lead to believe, that this song was about two teenagers that went through a bad breakup, so bad that the (used to be) married Katy, was still thinking about them. In her song she references her boy stealing alcohol from his parents, having matching tatoos then, taking them off after the ‘break up,’ and the list goes on…not too bad…WRONG! The video was NOTHING, I mean NOTHING like what I thought is was gonna be….
The BF, Diago Luna (LOVE HIM, JUST LOVE HIM!) was the “one”, first off he’s clearly in his 30’S, not a teenager. Also he’s a painter, sooooo what’s he doing stealing liquor from his folks? Is it because he’s broke? because I’m sure he has a valid licence and meets the 21 and over limit so, BUY BEER! They also listen to “RADIOHEAD” which, from the look of the time that she was going for…it’s not a 1960’s band…try 1980’s/90’s! Also, they do have matching tattoo’s and they look sweet…but unfortunately, there was no way he could remove it since, now yes this is gonna be a spolier so don’t read…unless it’s too late and you can’t turn back, DEAD! YEP he what looks like a bloder…suppose they live in Arizona or something…whatever not the point, but, how could that be logical?? In any case, yes, it was a sad video and yeah, I definitely didn’t want to see Diago die…yet, this series of unfortunate events lead to katy marrying rich…I’M SO SORRY, apparently your life wasn’t that bad if after all this one that got away stuff, you still lived a happy and wealthy life…well, that’s what you get when you assume katy and throw paint at peoples painting like a crazy women…MAYBE, he’d still be here!! (sorry, unnecessary rant, but I was feeling it and figured, why not.)
Anywhoo, I was overall sad! Just upset that I was lead to believe oh Katy still loves someone and he’s the one she regreats…well he died. Over I bet the silliest fight like, “why are you using black and white paint, here lets make it RED, BOOM!” In any case, this was my rant on this stupid video…yeah, I bet theres gonna be some people that were like “I LOVE THIS, I saw it like 200 times…” well, listen next time, maybe you won’t think I’m crazy, and if you do, ”OH DAMN WELL! she should re-evaluate what she wrote; like we talk about in theatre, playwrights analyze their scripts, you should too, missy!”
Well, I’m done. PEACE. -the girl that got away…well offline.
wow, okay so it’s been a long time since I’ve written on tumblr…at i’ve decided to come online at a very weird place in my life…at time that I feel invisible. I guess I’ve been longing to reconnect with the world that I figured hummm, why not. in any case this in a way is a goodbye to tumblr, and maybe facebook i don’t know yet…mostly because I have decided to stop reconnect…I have choosen to change and with that, I don’t care about what is “happening” anymore, or wanting to fit in. I’m going to work on me, and no one else. So goodbye tumblr, please don’t contact me, not that you would…and that goes with everyone as well. I’ll be ignoring everything today, because I’m done.
so long, and trust me it wont be bitter sweet.
SINCE WHEN?!
